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- (BIKE BELL)
- ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

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- (BIRDS CHEW)
- (INDISTINT TALK)

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Incredible.

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No more mutants
nor giant moths.

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- The world is better.
- For you, maybe.

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(WITH ROTACISM)
I lost my harem.

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Mm, you know they weren't
healthy relationships.

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Everything was consensual.
Sex for food.

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I looked everywhere.
Denise is not there.

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Eh, it must have been far away

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of the interdimensional bubble

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of the device
by Leonard and Sheldon.

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What the hell does that mean?

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Oh, I don't know. I'm just guessing.

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- KYLE: Hello, Stuart.
- STUART: Hello.

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- TREVOR: Hello.
- Hello.

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I can't believe I lost
to the love of my life

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and I found you.

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Let's not forget that he killed Raj.

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(LAUGHS) Wait,
there are two possibilities.

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One, the world in which
we were no longer exists,

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in which case I didn't "kill Raj".

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Two, that world and this one are part

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of an infinite number of worlds,
in which case

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I killed an infinite number
from "Rajes".

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That is, a rounding error.

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Oh, excuse me.
I was going to buy that number.

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Oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Here.
(LAUGHS) I had no idea.

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- I know it wasn't your intention.
- ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

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- TREVOR: I forgive you.
- Thank you so much.

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Thanks to you.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Oh how much

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by Superman and Lex Luthor:
best friends</i>30?

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-"Best friends"?
- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

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Let me see.

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NARRATOR: <i>Superman
and Lex Luthor: best friends.</i>

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What the hell?

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Stuart. Look at this.

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the whole wall
It has Archie comics.

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That? I'm not selling Archie.

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Now yes.

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<i>Ricky Ricón: Effective altruist,</i>
number 12.

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Ricky Ricon? That?

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Something is wrong here.

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You surely ruined
the machine.

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Did I ruin it?

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You killed the one who knew
use the damn thing.

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- (MONS)
- Hey, we're all friends.

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- Yes, don't argue.
- Shut up.

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you pressed
the stupid button.

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Well, what should I do?

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- You are the one who...
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

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(BOTH MOAN, WHEAN)

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We have to go.

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- That's a lovely idea.
- (LAUGHS) Thank you.

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(BOTH SHAKE)

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- (BUZZING STOPS)
- (SIGH)

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♪ (DARK MUSIC) ♪

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Oh. This shouldn't be there.

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-What happened to us?
- I don't know.

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I have a hypothesis.

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Share it.

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Have you noticed things
What do they have on the back of their neck?

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- (STUART GROWNS, MOANS)
-What? What things?

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- Find out.
- (SIGH)

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- Oh, wow.
- It's not good.

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Now, try to argue.

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What are you talking about?
That's the stupidest thing...

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOANING, BABBLING)

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(SCREAMS, MOANS)

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Maybe you hit the nail on the head.

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♪ (MUSICAL CURTAIN PLAYS) ♪

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NARRATOR: <i>Stuart
fails to save the universe.</i>

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<i>Spoiler: Zack appears in this one.</i>

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♪ (END OF MUSICAL CURTAIN) ♪

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♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪

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Gentlemen,
this is hell.

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Oh really?
Everyone is nice to everyone.

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Hello.

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Yes, they have implanted devices
in the back of the neck

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so that they are pretty.

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Do you want to activate
the Sheldon-Leonard apparatus

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and try another universe?

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No, thanks. we could go
to a worse place.

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Like where humans
are the food

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of lizardmen?

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Yes, like that.

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Or one where everyone
be french,

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but no one speaks French.

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What's that?

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♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪

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BERT: Maybe...

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a large floating obelisk

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shapeless
apparent propulsion.

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(WITH ROTACISM) Seriously,
You're starting to get fed up...

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- (DRONY BUZZING)
- (GROANING)

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

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(END BUZZING)

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- (MOANING)
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

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- (SHORT BUZZ)
-Another piece of the puzzle?

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Maybe.

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (BARRY SCREAMS)

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- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪
- I think we are seeing

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a classic totalitarian dystopia

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with a touch of surveillance
and mind control.

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-A touch?
- It means just a little.

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Yes, I know what it means...

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

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(SLURPS THROUGH NOSE, PANTS)

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(JOYFULLY)
I know what it means.

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And this is what I think:

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we have to go to Caltech
and look for Leonard and Sheldon.

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Well, do it
and I'll look for Denise.

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Look, with all due respect...
(BREATH DEEP)

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Maybe we shouldn't
separate us.

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And you have every right
to have an opinion...

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but I'm in love
of this woman

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and I have to find her.

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And I understand it.

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- Thank you.
- Mhm.

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Idiot. (MOAN)

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- (GRUNTS) Shit!
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

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- (END BUZZING)
- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

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(MOAN)

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NARRATOR: <i>Institute of Technology
from California.</i>

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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC) ♪

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NARRATOR: <i>Miss Nowitzki.</i>

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- BERT: Hello. Can you help us?
- Well, I hope so.

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Brilliant. We search
to Dr. Leonard Hofstadter

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or maybe
to Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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Do you have an appointment?

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- Huh.
- No.

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Oh, I wish they had a date.

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(TYPE)

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-Can we make one?
- Clear.

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So we want a date.

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I don't schedule appointments.

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They must contact
to his assistants.

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(TYPE)

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Okay, mmm,

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and how can we contact them?

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Calling them.

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(BREATH DEEP)

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And can you give us your numbers?

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Can't. (LAUGHTER)

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(BREATH DEEP)

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Okay, we are
in the middle of a crisis

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and we need to talk to them.

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(WHISPERS) Lord, I ask you
Don't raise your voice.

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I'm not raising my voice.

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(LOADS VOICE)
I'm just trying to...

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

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I'm sorry,

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we are new to all this
of the button on the neck.

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- (LAUGHTER)
- (BARRY COMPLAINS)

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♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

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(PANTS)

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Oh, thank God.

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(INTERCOM BUZZING)

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DENISE:
(OVER INTERCOM) <i>Yes?</i>

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Denise?

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- DENISE: <i>Who is this?</i>
- I'm Stuart.

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DENISE: Oh,
What a pleasant surprise!</i>

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<i>Pass.</i>

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(SAFE BUZZER)
FROM THE DOOR)

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DENISE: Gary,
You will never guess who arrived.</i>

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- You have to calm down.
- I understand. Shall we start again?

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- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- Of course.

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This is the thing.

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Leonard Hofstadter
and Sheldon Cooper

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they made a device
very special.

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If someone here did
a special device,

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without a doubt it is the two of them.

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- Without a doubt.
- (LAUGHTER)

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- You're doing well.
- (EXHALE)

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In short, the device tore
the fabric of reality,

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maybe causing
let the universe collapse

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- and regrowth.
-"Webuote"?

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- Yes, regrowth.
-What is "webuote"?

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Regrowth...

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like a plant that sprouts.

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-"Webuota"?
- New outbreak.

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-"Webuote"?
- New outbreak.

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Stupid, stupid...

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOAN, GROWL)

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can't pronounce
the letter "R".

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Ah, "regrowth." (LAUGHS)
That makes more sense.

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♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

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♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

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Okay, I'm going to say it.

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And sorry if it doesn't make sense.

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Denise, we
we are destined

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to be together and I have come
from a parallel universe

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to... claim you.

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Wow, strong statements.

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- Awesome.
- (DENISE LAUGHS)

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Okay, you are
like a recurring joke

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- in all this, right?
-Did you say?

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Oh, it's not important.

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I can only tell you
that you don't have to live

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with this AI... controlling you.

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-As?
- It's something complicated.

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I have a machine
in my store that... is...

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(DOUBT) Oh, it's something that... that...

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You'll have to trust me.

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-Can I ask a question?
- Clear.

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I understand that you must feel
very upset about this...

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I'm not upset.
Are you upset?

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- No, of course not.
-What do you want her to do?

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Well...

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Like I said, I want me to leave you.

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and come with me.

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Wow. Denise?

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To be honest, it's tempting.

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- (LAUGHS)
-Really?

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- Sure.
-Sure?

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But then,
Is that okay with you?

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- Yes, she can't stand me.
- It's true. (LAUGHS)

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- Oh, and why are they still together?
- DENISE: Hm.

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Because if I leave,
Gary would be upset.

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- It would be traumatic.
- And we learned

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not to bother the other.

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- Because... it hurts.
- Ouch.

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Hey, wait.
Do you know that she is unhappy

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and that seems good to you?

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He's just unhappy
when she's sober,

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and it doesn't happen often.

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No no.
I have a problem

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with the... (CLICKS TONGUE)
So...

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- (LAUGHS)
- (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)

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Mhm.

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I understand. what kind of world
crazy and upside down is this?

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Denise, you have the right.
to be happy.

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(RAISES VOICE)
There is no reason

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to stay with someone
What makes you my...

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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (MOANING, BABBLING)

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(STUART BABBLING)

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-Rum and coke?
- Diet. How beautiful.

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Immediately.

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- (BABBLING, MOANING)
- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

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(INHALE, MOAN)

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♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

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- Allow me.
- Yes.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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In another universe,
I worked in this building.

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00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,465
Oh really?
In what department?

248
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841
Geology.

249
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,927
Hmm. That no longer exists
in this building.

250
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,304
Why not?

251
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,389
we made space
for the important sciences.

252
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,186
Ah... Geology is
an important science.

253
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,896
But they moved it to the warehouse

254
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,189
behind the gym.

255
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,899
(RAISES VOICE)
Why did they remove

256
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484
a field of study
that examines

257
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,028
the physical structure
of the planet...?

258
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,615
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- (WHIMES, GROWLS)

259
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,825
(MONS)

260
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,576
Nice try, dummy...

261
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,537
(ELECTRIC BUZZING)

262
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,331
(MOAN)

263
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918
I'm not interested in that woman.

264
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,962
(PANTS)

265
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,880
Plus, I got over it.

266
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,882
Luckily,
your pants are dark.

267
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,967
TRUE.

268
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,760
(POLICE SIREN)

269
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,220
NARRATOR:
<i>To comfort and support.</i>

270
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638
It can't be good.

271
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,432
Hello friends. Do you have a minute?

272
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,393
What happens?

273
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,228
Officer McCaffrey
and Officer Denison.

274
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,271
Tell me Steve.

275
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,149
And today we will be your officers
of arrest.

276
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,734
- Oh. What did we do?
- (LAUGH)

277
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,236
"What did we do?"

278
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863
- I love these two.
- Yes.

279
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,906
Seriously, what did we do?

280
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,408
The constant anger

281
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451
- it becomes a police matter.
- DENISON: Don't worry,

282
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,911
They will explain everything

283
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,288
at the reeducation center.

284
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206
(MOANING) Oh, I don't like it
how do you hear that?

285
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,416
But you will like them

286
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,750
complimentary bottles of water

287
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,210
and granola bars

288
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,212
in the back seat.

289
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,384
(BARRY SIGHS)

290
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,178
Look, a floating obelisk!

291
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,764
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

292
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,017
(SIGH) Oh, dear.

293
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,978
- (DEVICE BEEP)
- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

294
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,898
- ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪
- (BARRY MOANS)

295
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,151
- Yes, I'm going in.
- Yes.

296
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,402
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

297
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570
Over here.

298
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,617
With gas or without gas?

299
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,035
♪ (DREAMY GENTLE MUSIC) ♪

300
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,287
<i>Hello. I am a theater actress,

301
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,998
<i>cinema and television,
Christine Baranski.</i>

302
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,250
<i>I know you wonder
What are you doing here?</i>

303
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,045
<i>Simply:
because you are mediocre.</i>

304
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,798
(IMITATES ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
<i>Ouch!</i> (LAUGHS) <i>Am I wrong?</i>

305
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717
<i>Well, maybe this is it
a good opportunity

306
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,637
<i>to remind us,
and by that I mean you,</i>

307
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,431
<i>why this is the best
of all possible worlds.</i>

308
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,642
I loved it in the first one
from <i>Mamma Mia!</i>

309
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,852
But in the second
I was already very old.

310
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,979
- (SHOUT)
- CHRISTINE: <i>Not long ago,</i>

311
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,440
<i>human beings were
on the verge of extinction.</i>

312
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,484
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
<i>- Violence, crime</i>

313
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,652
<i>and war proliferated.</i>

314
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,986
<i>So, our government</i>

315
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,489
<i>he looked for the smart guys
from Silicon Valley and said:</i>

316
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,324
<i>"Can you save us
of ourselves?"

317
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,618
(LAUGHS)
<i>Wow, they did it.</i>

318
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,329
<i>Well, the AI did it
that they created.</i>

319
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456
<i>Shortly after, he turned
against its creators,

320
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500
<i>- killing them without mercy.</i>
- ♪ (THOUGHTFUL MUSIC) ♪

321
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,836
<i>AI implanted devices
electronic punishment</i>

322
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838
<i>in the brainstem
of everyone.</i>

323
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716
<i>And a little more
aerial surveillance,

324
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,511
<i>suddenly we had
a world free of anger, war

325
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929
<i>and comics with insults.</i>

326
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099
<i>Does it work all the time?
If I did, you wouldn't be here

327
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809
<i>starting your process
of reeducation

328
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,103
<i>- 30 months.</i>
- ♪ (GENTILE MUSIC) ♪

329
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855
<i>What if it's going to hurt?</i> (LAUGHS)
<i>How you can't imagine.</i>

330
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:57,068
<i>But when you leave here,
You are going to be very happy, my friend.</i>

331
00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,446
- We have to escape.
-As?

332
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,866
I don't know,
But I'll think of something.

333
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,743
♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

334
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,911
♪ (INTENSIFIED MUSIC) ♪

335
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,204
♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

336
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,873
NARRATOR: <i>Thirty months later.
Just to consider.</i>

337
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,584
- (SIGH)
- ♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪

338
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,212
- I'm glad I didn't escape.
- Me too.

339
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214
It was an honor to rehabilitate myself

340
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716
- with you.
- (LAUGHS)

341
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,343
I'm craving something sweet.
Who wants frozen yogurt?

342
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,886
Oh, I love it. I invite

343
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,263
Oh, thanks, friend.

344
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,473
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

345
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,435
- (WHEELS SQUEAK)
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪

346
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,978
BARRY: What's going on?

347
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,521
I think they are kidnapping us.

348
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,897
Ah, I wanted my yogurt.

349
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,776
(ENGINE ACCELERATES)

350
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,404
♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

351
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,697
- BARRY: Stuart?
- STUART: Yes?

352
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906
BARRY: Are you okay?

353
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,867
STUART: Yeah, good.
Thanks for asking.

354
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203
BERT: I'm fine too.

355
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,623
(STUART SIGHS)

356
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917
Zach?

357
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711
-Do you know me?
- STUART: Sure.

358
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,921
We... well,
not in this universe.

359
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798
Ah, I mean... (HESITES)

360
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091
It doesn't matter.

361
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802
Well, whatever,
Consider yourselves rescued.

362
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013
Rescued? They released us.

363
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849
After locking ourselves
for two and a half years?

364
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,601
-Oh really?
- Yes, seriously.

365
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145
Wow. How embarrassing.
(LAUGHS)

366
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
-Who are you?
- Oh, sorry.

367
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,441
Uh, yeah. We are the Resistance.

368
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985
and this is
our headquarters.

369
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,820
It was a shipping center
from Amazon.

370
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,946
We take the rent.

371
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,782
- STUART: Oh.
- We didn't have a guarantor, but...

372
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,283
COMMANDER:
Thank you, soldier. Retire.

373
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,326
I'll take care of it.

374
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827
ZACK: Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry, ma'am.

375
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,164
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC) ♪

376
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004
Penny?

377
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,173
- (MOANING)
- ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

378
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468
Oh, and why is that?

379
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,803
Did it make you angry?

380
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304
No. Why do you think
What would he do to me...?

381
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,347
(MOAN)

382
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891
-What are you doing?
- Deprogramming.

383
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,976
(SCREAMS, MOANS)

384
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145
Hey. That's unnecessary.

385
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,855
(MOAN)

386
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690
And this? Is it unnecessary?

387
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,234
(GRUNTS)

388
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,820
Excuse me, young lady,
but this is too much...

389
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321
Ouch!

390
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449
-Why aren't you receiving downloads?
- This place is armored.

391
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,035
-Uh. Brilliant.
- Yes, impressive.

392
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,663
(MOANER, SIGH)

393
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039
When will you stop hitting us?

394
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,208
- When they get angry.
- Oh.

395
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751
- (MOANING)
-Are you angry?

396
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,670
No.

397
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,171
- (STUART SCREAMS)
-Are you angry?

398
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,840
No.

399
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216
- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS) Are you angry?

400
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,342
Yeah!

401
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761
I'm upset. I'm upset.

402
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180
How are you?

403
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516
Furious and maybe,
a little excited.

404
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,144
- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHS) Yes, ma'am.

405
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355
I can't understand it.
Why... did they rescue us?

406
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,858
- Because I called them.
- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

407
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,359
30 months ago.

408
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,529
What do you want me to do?
I lead a rebellion, okay?

409
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115
Denise! You came back for me.

410
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367
No, actually.
I found your machine.

411
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,911
Teach us how to take down AI.

412
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,038
- Oh... ah...
- (CUT SEALS)

413
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,250
I think I wasn't clear with that.

414
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,752
It won't solve your problems
with AI, you know?

415
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,713
BARRY: Yeah, it'll just get us out.

416
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090
of his happy and fascist universe.

417
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134
Furthermore, actually
We don't know how to use it.

418
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,760
We have theories.

419
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,430
Wait. Does no one know
How to end the tyrant AI?

420
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,099
(DOUBT) I... no. Bert?

421
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,684
- No.
-Kripke?

422
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768
Hey. To be honest no.

423
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:18,853
(SIGH)

424
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937
Kill them.

425
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,314
-Wait!
- Uh...

426
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774
Wait, I have an idea.

427
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112
Well, do it.

428
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,157
Maybe it won't work,
but it's worth the try.

429
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,409
- (SNIFTS, SIGHS)
- ♪ (ECCENTRIC MUSIC) ♪

430
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,411
Well...

431
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,247
(SIGH) Mmm. Hmm.

432
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,625
Okay. (EXHALE)

433
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585
What is your idea?

434
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839
Ah, if you do me a favor
to see over there.

435
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,343
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

436
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471
- Keep doing the same thing.
- Shoot him.

437
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,559
Oh, my God.

438
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,770
♪ ("FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE" PLAYS
FROM METALLICA) ♪

439
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563
- Oh, hell. They found us.
- Oh, no.

440
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,607
Shoot!
Shoot the drones!

441
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,276
(DRONES BUZZ)

442
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,403
- (GUNSHOT)
- (REBELS SCREAM)

443
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,616
(REBELS SCREAM)

444
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,795
BARRY: Come on, come on, come on...

445
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172
-Barry, wait!
- Sorry, friends.

446
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,382
(SCREAMS)

447
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,218
♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪

448
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845
Don't let yourself be electrocuted,
idiot! Oh no!

449
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,722
(BARRY MOANS)

450
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,478
- Give me your hand.
-Because?

451
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313
I don't want to have
to look for you again.

452
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,362
- ♪ (EPIC MUSIC) ♪
- (DEVICE BEEP)

453
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,323
(ZUMBA DEVICE)

454
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,492
(REBELS GROW)

455
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,956
(ZUMBA PORTAL)

456
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,209
- ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪
-Don't run away and shoot!

457
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,337
- (BUZZING WHISTLE)
- (SCREAMS WITH ECHO)

458
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,507
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

459
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,550
(END BUZZ)

460
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,427
♪ (SOFT MUSIC) ♪

461
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,555
Oh, excuse me. I was going
to buy that <i>Necronomicon.</i>

462
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056
(SCOCKS) Don't be arrogant.

463
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100
you can't drive
this level of magic.

464
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,227
Ah... here.

465
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646
<i>Alchemy for dummies.</i>
It's more at your level.

466
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,856
(MONS)

467
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857
I'll show you my level.

468
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692
<i>Sempe faldinhe un pear!</i>

469
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,901
(ROAR WITH WHISTLE)

470
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,699
(GRUNTS, COMPLAINS)

471
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367
DENISE: Oh, my God.

472
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037
-What happened? Where are we?
- ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

473
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,872
- Make it stop.
- (HISSEA SNAKE)

474
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874
- Mercy.
- Wait.

475
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,208
Kyle?

476
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,251
(LAUGHS)

477
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,544
I wasn't going to kill him.

478
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,254
- Enough.
- (SIGH)

479
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,839
- Good.
- (HISSEA SNAKE)

480
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,882
<i>Dnim reven.</i>

481
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,260
(MOANING, BREATHING ROUGHLY)

482
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,179
What a sphincter face.

483
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765
Do you want a sphincter face?
Well I'll give you one.

484
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,725
<i>Elohssa!</i>

485
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,352
-Kyle!
- ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) ♪

486
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,728
What is happening?

487
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937
I think...

488
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,066
we fell into a universe
where the magic is real.

489
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,859
Wait. Did the machine work?

490
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071
-Are we in another universe?
- It's crazy, isn't it?

491
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573
- Yes. And there is magic here?
- ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

492
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909
If not, how do you explain the...

493
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,619
sphincter on your forehead?

494
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871
-Is there a sphincter on my forehead?
- (LAUGHS)

495
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708
Ah! Ah, great.

496
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628
Well, the good thing is that you touch them
of joy they are no longer.

497
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,588
Oh yes, it's true.

498
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923
(GRUNTS) It can't be.

499
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,466
- I have hemorrhoids.
- (KYLE LAUGHS)

500
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135
♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC) ♪

501
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804
Here we will be safe.

502
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,307
GROUP: (SINGS)
<i>Burn the scientist!</i>

503
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,142
<i>-Burn the scientist!</i>
- ♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪

504
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477
GROUP: <i>Burn the scientist!</i>

505
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937
BERT: Kripke, help me.

506
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,731
Hey, hey,
is it really necessary?

507
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,941
Yes.

508
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859
I tried.

509
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613
GROUP: Scientific fire!
Scientific fire!</i>

510
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,948
<i>Scientific fire!</i>

511
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,284
♪ ("GRID" PLAYS
FROM GENIUS PERFUME) ♪

512
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,873
♪ (SINGER VOCALIZES) ♪

513
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,924
♪ (END OF SONG) ♪